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The Office That’s what she said charm pendant necklace & compilation

Posted by creativerampage on November 11, 2008

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Here are all of the That’s what she said jokes from the office, I will be adding more as the season progresses. If I am missing any please let me know comments or questions are welcome!

Be sure to check out my shop for other tribute jewelry accessories and housewares featuring The Office.

Jim: No thank’s I’m good.
Michael Scott: That’s what she said
Michael Scott: Pam?
Pam: My mother’s coming.
Michael Scott: That’s what she s… *cough* uh no, but, OK.

“Sexual harrassment”

Michael Scott: In the future, when I want to say something funny or witty or do an impression, I will no longer ever do any of those things.
Jim: Does that include “that’s what she said”?
Michael Scott: Uh, yes.
Jim: Wow, that’s really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael Scott: (yells) That’s what she said!

“Dinner Party”

(Micheal & Jan are fighting)

Micheal Scott: Oh I would love to burn your candles!
Jan: You burn it, you buy it!
Michael Scott: Oh great, I’ll be your first customer!
Jan: Your hardly my first!
Jan: Throws Micheal’s Dundie award through his treasured little plasma tv

Dwight: (putting Micheal’s face into cement) GO! Force it in as deep as you can.
Michael Scott: (with face in wet cement) That’s what she said.

“Christmas Party”

Michael Scott: How’s the tree setup goin?
KEVIN: Good. Why did you get it so big?
Michael Scott: A: That’s what she said and B: …

Michael Scott: What kind of machine is that? (at the doctors office w/ Dwight)
Dr. (ignoring Micheal) Does the skin look red and swollen?
Dwight: That’s what she said.
Michael Scott: Dammit Dwight, that’s my joke!

Michael Scott: Phyliss Angela dispute.
Angela: (annoyed) You already did me.
Michael Scott: (with Jim miming) That’s what she said

Michael Scott: at least we out this matter to bed …. That’s what she said or he said.

Jan: (at lunch) I can’t stay on top of you 24/7…. camera zooms to Micheals face and he raises his eyebrows & busts out laughing … We all know what he’s thinking.

Jim: Yeah, I’m definitely going to go alone.
Michael Scott: No, no, I need two men on this. That’s what she said. No time! But she did. NO TIME.

Michael Scott: Can you make that straighter? That’s what she said.
Phyliss: Did you plan that?
Michael Scott: No.
Pam: (grabs his paper & reads) Can you make that straighter, that job looks hard, you should put yout mouth on that… How can you even use that one naturally?
Michael Scott: (mumbles) Blowing up ballons I thought.

Michael Scott: (giving a presintation) and the best way to start is to hit start and up comes the toolbar. That’s what she said.

Jim: Well I don’t think I’ll be here in 10 years.
Michael Scott: That’s what I said (thinks about it) That’s what she said.
I say stuff like that, ya know to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard..
Jim: That’s what she said.
Michael Scott: Hey! Nice! Really good!

During the deposition Jan’s lawyer asks, “How long have you know Ms. Levinson?”

Michael Scott: Six years, two months

Jan’s lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael Scott: (during his disposition when Jan was being sued) That’s what she said.
Jan’s attorney: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: (repeats slower and matter-a-factly) That’s what she said.

And then they go into the whole thing with the court reporter, etc.

Michael Scott: I want you to think about it long and hard.
Dwight: That’s what she said.
Michael Scott: (whispers under breath) Don’t you dare.

(dwights eating grapes)
Michael Scott: thats what she said
Dwight: hahaha i don’t get it
Michael Scott: grapes, seductive…?!?

Jim: (trying to get Micheal to say it) Wow thats really hard. Do you think you can go all day. You always left me warm and statisfied.
Michael Scott: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!.

Jan: Let’s just blow this party off.
Michael Scott: That’s what she said.

Jan: Why is this so hard? That’s what she said. Oh my God. What am I saying?

Talking about the pretzels

Michael Scott: What makes these so good?
Stanley: I do not know.
Michael Scott: They tast so good in my mouth.
Stanley: That’s what she said.
Michael Scott: (Cracking up)

Holly: It was a pretty good company but I just couldn’t see a future there. They kept hiring from the outside. It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up.
Michael Scott: That’s what she– A lot of places are like that.

Phyllis Vance: It’s the only gavel I could find.
Michael Scott: It squeaks when you bang it. That’s what she said.

Kelly: Dwight get out of my nook!

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Witch with black cats charm pendant necklace

Posted by creativerampage on October 17, 2008

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Pendant featuring an adorable image of a witch shooing away one black cat while his grinning playmate chuckles at the sight, little does he know he may be next..

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Jack Skellington demented head necklace

Posted by creativerampage on July 16, 2008

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Jack Skellington’s demented faced head trimmed in shiny gold boarder.

Charm is encased forever in a waterproof, super shiny, and crystal clear high gloss finish.

Hangs from a split ring and comes with your choice of a 30″ ball chain which can easily be cut to size or an 18″ black leather cord. Please indicate preferences upon checking out.

Measures a just over 1″ making it a tad bigger than a quarter.

* Please note that the white spots are glare from my camera
due to the charm being shiny.

Your new necklace is carefully packaged and wrapped in an organza pouch. Ships within 24 hours of payment received. Sent via USPS first class mail.

FREE SHIPPING on additional items, take advantage!

Questions, comments, or custom orders? Please contact me.

Thank you and have a wonderful day!

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The Nightmare before Christmas bottle cap leather belt

Posted by creativerampage on July 4, 2008

Beautifully hand crafted, 100% unique, super soft genuine leather belt embellished with 9 custom handmade bottle caps featuring your favorite Nightmare Before Christmas characters encased forever in super shiny, high gloss resin.

I’ve embellished the center with studs around the movie title as well as antiqued silver spacers separating each cap.

Perfect for the NMBC or Tim Burton fan, this is a truly special collectors item!

Fun Characters include (From left to right):

* Jack Skellington – The Pumpkin King
* Lock, Shock, and Barrel – Oogie’s devious henchmen
* Jack and Sally – Graveyard
* Jack in the mirror with a bat above & a spider at his feet
* Jack Head – Movie Title
* Jack Skellington – Sandy Claws
* Jack and Sally – As he gives her a rose by the headstone
* Oogie Boogie shadow
* Sally

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The Nightmare before Christmas Zero bottle cap magnet

Posted by creativerampage on June 16, 2008

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Extremely high quality image of Zero, Jack’s faithful companion, encased forever in super shiny, crystal clear high gloss resin. I added just a hint of glitter to this one to look like snow. A strong magnet is permanently attached to the back.

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