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The Office That’s what she said charm pendant necklace & compilation

Posted by creativerampage on November 11, 2008

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Here are all of the That’s what she said jokes from the office, I will be adding more as the season progresses. If I am missing any please let me know comments or questions are welcome!

Be sure to check out my shop for other tribute jewelry accessories and housewares featuring The Office.

Jim: No thank’s I’m good.
Michael Scott: That’s what she said
Michael Scott: Pam?
Pam: My mother’s coming.
Michael Scott: That’s what she s… *cough* uh no, but, OK.

“Sexual harrassment”

Michael Scott: In the future, when I want to say something funny or witty or do an impression, I will no longer ever do any of those things.
Jim: Does that include “that’s what she said”?
Michael Scott: Uh, yes.
Jim: Wow, that’s really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael Scott: (yells) That’s what she said!

“Dinner Party”

(Micheal & Jan are fighting)

Micheal Scott: Oh I would love to burn your candles!
Jan: You burn it, you buy it!
Michael Scott: Oh great, I’ll be your first customer!
Jan: Your hardly my first!
Michael Scott: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
Jan: Throws Micheal’s Dundie award through his treasured little plasma tv

Dwight: (putting Micheal’s face into cement) GO! Force it in as deep as you can.
Michael Scott: (with face in wet cement) That’s what she said.

“Christmas Party”

Michael Scott: How’s the tree setup goin?
KEVIN: Good. Why did you get it so big?
Michael Scott: A: That’s what she said and B: …

Michael Scott: What kind of machine is that? (at the doctors office w/ Dwight)
Dr. (ignoring Micheal) Does the skin look red and swollen?
Dwight: That’s what she said.
Michael Scott: Dammit Dwight, that’s my joke!

Michael Scott: Phyliss Angela dispute.
Angela: (annoyed) You already did me.
Michael Scott: (with Jim miming) That’s what she said

Michael Scott: at least we out this matter to bed …. That’s what she said or he said.

Jan: (at lunch) I can’t stay on top of you 24/7…. camera zooms to Micheals face and he raises his eyebrows & busts out laughing … We all know what he’s thinking.

Jim: Yeah, I’m definitely going to go alone.
Michael Scott: No, no, I need two men on this. That’s what she said. No time! But she did. NO TIME.

Michael Scott: Can you make that straighter? That’s what she said.
Phyliss: Did you plan that?
Michael Scott: No.
Pam: (grabs his paper & reads) Can you make that straighter, that job looks hard, you should put yout mouth on that… How can you even use that one naturally?
Michael Scott: (mumbles) Blowing up ballons I thought.

Michael Scott: (giving a presintation) and the best way to start is to hit start and up comes the toolbar. That’s what she said.

Jim: Well I don’t think I’ll be here in 10 years.
Michael Scott: That’s what I said (thinks about it) That’s what she said.
I say stuff like that, ya know to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard..
Jim: That’s what she said.
Michael Scott: Hey! Nice! Really good!

During the deposition Jan’s lawyer asks, “How long have you know Ms. Levinson?”

Michael Scott: Six years, two months

Jan’s lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael Scott: (during his disposition when Jan was being sued) That’s what she said.
Jan’s attorney: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: (repeats slower and matter-a-factly) That’s what she said.

And then they go into the whole thing with the court reporter, etc.

Michael Scott: I want you to think about it long and hard.
Dwight: That’s what she said.
Michael Scott: (whispers under breath) Don’t you dare.

(dwights eating grapes)
Michael Scott: thats what she said
Dwight: hahaha i don’t get it
Michael Scott: grapes, seductive…?!?

Jim: (trying to get Micheal to say it) Wow thats really hard. Do you think you can go all day. You always left me warm and statisfied.
Michael Scott: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!.

Jan: Let’s just blow this party off.
Michael Scott: That’s what she said.

Jan: Why is this so hard? That’s what she said. Oh my God. What am I saying?

Talking about the pretzels

Michael Scott: What makes these so good?
Stanley: I do not know.
Michael Scott: They tast so good in my mouth.
Stanley: That’s what she said.
Michael Scott: (Cracking up)

Holly: It was a pretty good company but I just couldn’t see a future there. They kept hiring from the outside. It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up.
Michael Scott: That’s what she– A lot of places are like that.

Phyllis Vance: It’s the only gavel I could find.
Michael Scott: It squeaks when you bang it. That’s what she said.

Kelly: Dwight get out of my nook!
Pam: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID, THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

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The Legend of Zelda Triforce pendant necklace

Posted by creativerampage on October 9, 2008

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Courage, strength and wisdom…

In the land of Hyrule Link sets out on a quest to free princess Zelda, but first he must defeat the evil Gannon and obtain 8 vital pieces of the powerful Triforce.

Tri-force is encased forever under a glass-like, waterproof, crystal clear, high gloss professional finish.

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Heath Ledger -The JOKER charm pendant necklace

Posted by creativerampage on July 28, 2008

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Extremely high quality photo of Heath Ledger as The Joker from Batman – The Dark Knight.

After hand forming the metal the photo is encased forever in a glass-like, waterproof, crystal clear, high gloss professional finish.

Easy to clean with Windex or warm water.

Measures just over 1″ making it a tad bigger than a quarter.

Comes with a 30″ ball chain which can easily be cut to desired length with scissors or an 18″ green leather cord.

Please make your choice during checkout, ball chain is sent by default unless leather cord is requested. Include your sizing preferences upon checking out and I will gladly size the chain or cord for you.

* Please note that any white spots are glare from my camera
due to the finish being so shiny.

Your new necklace will be carefully packaged, wrapped, and shipped within 24 hours of payment received. Sent via USPS first class mail.

FREE SHIPPING on additional items, take advantage!

If you need more than one or would like to have the charm made into a key chain, pin, earrings, or a bottle cap belt please contact me here or creativerampage@gmail.com.

I give generous discounts on bulk orders.

Thank you for looking and have a wonderful day!

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Super Mario Bros red mushroom charm necklace

Posted by creativerampage on July 21, 2008

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Red mushroom on a black background encased forever in a waterproof, super shiny, and crystal clear high gloss finish. Comes with a 30″ ball chain which can easily be cut to desired length.

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Superman S crest in flames charm / pendant neckalce

Posted by creativerampage on July 16, 2008

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Extremely vivid, high quality charm featuring Superman’s S crest in flames encased forever in a waterproof, super shiny, and crystal clear high gloss finish.

Comes with a 30″ ball chain which can easily be cut to size or an 18″ black leather cord. Please indicate preferences upon checking out.

Easy to clean with Windex or warm water. White spots are merely glare from my camera lens.

Your new necklace be will carefully packaged and wrapped in a organza pouch ideal for gift giving. Ships within 24 hours of payment received. Sent via USPS first class mail.

FREE SHIPPING on additional items, take advantage!

Questions, comments, or custom orders? Please contact me.

Thank you for looking and have a wonderful day!

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The Legend of Zelda shield original NES game pendant necklace

Posted by creativerampage on July 16, 2008

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Courage, strength and wisdom…

In the land of Hyrule Link sets out on a quest to free princess Zelda, but first he must defeat the evil Gannon and obtain 8 vital pieces of the powerful Triforce.

Silver weathered looking shield from original The Legend of Zelda encased forever in super shiny, crystal clear high gloss resin. Comes with 22″ leather cord or a ball chain which can easily be cut to size. Please indicate preferences with payment.

Great for the Nintendo loving geek or geekette in your life or keep it for yourself!

If you have other favorite Nintendo moments let me know and I can capture them (depending on the game and my skills).

Thank you for looking, now I’ve got a princess to save!

~Amanda

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The Legend of Zelda shield original NES game pendant necklace

Posted by creativerampage on July 9, 2008

Available here for a limited time!

Courage, strength and wisdom…

In the land of Hyrule Link sets out on a quest to free princess Zelda, but first he must defeat the evil Gannon and obtain 8 vital pieces of the powerful Triforce.

Silver weathered looking shield from original The Legend of Zelda encased forever under super shiny, crystal clear high gloss resin. Hunter green colored back matches the green rocky caves from the game. Fancy Sterling silver plated bail. Comes with 18″ brown cord with a lobster clasp.

Great for the Nintendo loving geek or geekette in your life or keep it for yourself!

Will be carefully packaged and shipped within 24 hours of payment received. Sent via USPS first class mail.

Questions, comments, or custom orders are welcome.

Thank you for looking, now I’ve got a princess to save!

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Pac-Man charm / pendant necklace

Posted by creativerampage on July 4, 2008

Ready!

Scarf up all the dots you can and don’t forget about your fruit, power pellets, and the ghosts Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde.

Pac-Man is encased forever in super shiny, crystal clear high gloss resin. He comes with your choice of a 22″ leather cord or ball chain which can easily be cut to size. Please indicate preferences with payment.

Great for the video game loving geek or geekette in your life or keep it for yourself!

Please be sure to check out my other video game tribute charms and thank you for stopping by!

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Super Mario Brothers necklace

Posted by creativerampage on July 4, 2008

Available here for a limited time!

8-bit Mario running around in all his glory with flower fire power, it doesn’t get better than that!

Mario is encased forever in super shiny, crystal clear high gloss resin. He comes with your choice of a 22″ leather cord or ball chain which can easily be cut to size. Please indicate preferences with payment.

Great for the Nintendo loving geek or geekette in your life or keep it for yourself!

If you have other favorite Nintendo moments let me know and I can capture them (depending on the game and my skills).

Thank you for looking, now I’ve got a princess to save!

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Pac-Man charm necklace

Posted by creativerampage on July 4, 2008

Ready!

Scarf up all the dots you can and don’t forget about your fruit, power pellets, and the ghosts Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde.

Pac-Man is encased forever in super shiny, crystal clear high gloss resin. He comes with your choice of a 18″ leather cord or ball chain which can easily be cut to size. Please indicate preferences with payment.

Great for the video game loving geek or geekette in your life or keep it for yourself!

Please be sure to check out my other video game tribute charms and thank you for stopping by!

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